Greg’s Review of The Divide Golf Club on 8/30/25

The Divide Golf Club

Date: 8/30/25 Sat Morning
Overall Rating:

"Bad, stay away"
Conditions: Poor - significant issues
Pace: 4 1/2 Hours
Cost: $79
Username: Greg
Profile: Avid Golfer (about once a week)
Handicap: 11.1
Today's Score: 90
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I know people use this site to get condition updates, so I thought I would give a little feedback on The Divide. My group was pretty excited to get out there because the weather was absolutely perfect. I’ll start by saying that the staff were extremely friendly and upbeat and I always appreciate a smile and a great attitude. Kudos for that…but that’s where it ends. I paid what a thought was a fairly steep greens fee and the instant the CC machine beeped “paid,” the pro THEN decided to fill me in. He said that there was some fungi on some of the greens that they were treating and because of that, they couldn’t cut them. That’s like paying a prostitute in full and THEN she decides to tell you she has numerous STDs. It changes your decision. Had I known, I would have waited to play this course on another day. Waiting until after I pay to tell me is a shitty move. The greens? Yeah…they were terrible. They were worse than the tee boxes, which were VERY bad. The greens had entire sections that were cut out. Try to picture a living room that had been re-carpeted by a few ten-year olds. Entire pieces missing. Terrible seam jobs. Sections of disease that had been missed. It was a mess. I never want to have to pick up my ball and move it just so that I am not putting over what can only be described as the surface of the moon. On top of that, they were horrendously slow. Like putting across the shag carpeting in a 70s porn film. We were SLAMMING 12-foot putts and coming up short. Stimp of 10? Try 1.5. It was a joke.

Hey Divide: Do a better job at being honest. My initial response may have been to return in a few weeks. But instead, I will quote my playing partner: “I’m NEVER coming back to this $%&#ing place again.”

I know you need the money, but in the long run, you are forever alienating clients.